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Trees Hate You

UNRELEASED RELEASES IN 4 DAYS
Release date
Nov 16, 2026
Crack date
TBD
DRM protection
Steam
Scene group
TBD
Tykenn AdventureIndie

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About Trees Hate You

After a picnic in the woods, it's time to go home. But the nearby flora is determined to take you off course and make your life miserable. This is a rage game focused on traps and gags. There's a surprise around every corner to keep your hike infuriating. Try to avoid the traps, inevitably die from them, and try again. These trees are unfair, mean, and merciless. They will use your expectations against you to humiliate you. In this game, you can: • Be the victim of a variety of bullying methods • Get lost in several biomes as your journey goes terribly off course • Collect cool hats (or ugly hats, depending on your fashion sense) • Find an axe?

System requirements

Minimum

OS
Windows 10 or Higher
Storage
1 GB available space

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